Groucho Marx on beat
Groucho Marx98 quotes · See all“I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.”
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx All geniuses die young.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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