Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
GROUCHO MARXI’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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