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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Funny Love Man Myself
I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Cigar Love Mouth Relationship
Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Funny Humour Mind Smoking
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Channel Cry Laugh Selfish Watch World
If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Exitement Fun Life One Liner Travel Wrong
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Anatomy Judgement Poverty
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Enough Inspirational Mistake Yourself
The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Calm Deep Despair Laughter One Liner Peace
You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Huff Humour Leave
We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Humour Meet Night Own Theater
I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Admit Age Born Early Life
A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Feeling Man Naughty One Liner Sex Woman
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Bless Crack Light One Liner
Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Funny Girlfriend Meet Naughty Wife
I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Dreamss Hairs Nurse Red Romance
I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Funny Hero Heroine Tits

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