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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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