A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
GROUCHO MARXBehind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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