I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
GROUCHO MARXBehind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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