Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
GROUCHO MARXI never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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I only write first editions.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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