A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
GROUCHO MARXI never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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