All geniuses die young.
GROUCHO MARXWe left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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