If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
GROUCHO MARX
We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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