We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
GROUCHO MARXI don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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