Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
GROUCHO MARXShe’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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