I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
GROUCHO MARXI find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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