All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
GROUCHO MARXA year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Time wounds all heels.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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