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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Admit Age Born Early Life
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Age Birthday Interesting Subject
Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Angry Funny One Liner Towel
We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Humour Meet Night Own Theater
Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Advance Luck One Liner Welcome Women
Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Attitude Down Human Nature Myself Pick
If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Applesauce Cranberry Taste
Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Bouquet Bride Groom Hollywood Marriage Throw
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Anatomy Judgement Poverty
Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Die Halfway Heaven One Liner West
While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Choose Happiness Misery Money
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Cause Chief Divorce Marriage One Liner
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Funny Missing One Liner Women
All geniuses die young.
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Die Genius One Liner Young
I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Ex Girl Look Pain Past Sad
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Elephant Funny Humour Morning Pajama
If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Hear Memories Past Stop Story
I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Beat Confidence Goodness Head Mind Revenge War
I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Footprint Photography Socks Upstairs
I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Club Freedom Member
I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Dreamss Hairs Nurse Red Romance
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Funny Hospital Humour Parked Run Taxi
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Finding Happiness Hard Time Healing Laugh
A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Interesting Reality Sense Theory
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Bad Day Evening Wonderful
Any place I hang my head is home.
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Hang Head Home One Liner Place
A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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