Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
GROUCHO MARXTime wounds all heels.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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