Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
GROUCHO MARX
Time wounds all heels.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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