I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
GROUCHO MARXTime wounds all heels.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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