He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
GROUCHO MARXTime wounds all heels.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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All geniuses die young.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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