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All geniuses die young.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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