Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
GROUCHO MARXShe got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Time wounds all heels.
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