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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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