Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. GROUCHO MARX ArmyJusticeMilitaryMusic
I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks. GROUCHO MARX FootprintPhotographySocksUpstairs
I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you. GROUCHO MARX ExGirlLookPainPastSad
Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. GROUCHO MARX PovertyStateWork
Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you. GROUCHO MARX LoveManRomanceRoom
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. GROUCHO MARX BookComfortableDogGoodnessPeaceWoman
I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair. GROUCHO MARX DreamssHairsNurseRedRomance
