I must admit, I was born at an early age.
GROUCHO MARXMarriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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