I intend to live forever, or die trying.
GROUCHO MARXDie in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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