Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
GROUCHO MARXDie in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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