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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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