If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
GROUCHO MARXA man is only as old as the woman he feels.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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