Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
GROUCHO MARXA man is only as old as the woman he feels.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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