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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Time wounds all heels.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx I must admit, I was born at an early age.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Since you are gone, I collect the stars each night building my own night sky, so I have something to hold onto forever.
Laura ChouetteLaura Chouette Can anybody hear me? Are my words going to waste I need to believe there was a purpose to all the pain?
Allie MillerAllie Miller The universe hears what you say, but it knows what you mean.
Brianna PastorBrianna Pastor Enough of this. The next one I love will return my passion.
Iestyn TudorIestyn Tudor It’s unconditional; their chemistry is unconditional – forever.
Ophelia ScarlettOphelia Scarlett I love you so much that it hurts and that’s the problem I love you so much that it hurts.
Olivia CliffordOlivia Clifford Let’s always bloom, savor and delight others with our beauty.
Mariya FedulovaMariya Fedulova Shadows follow me the way a vulture stalks death. One small step ahead.
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Amputees suffer pains, cramps, itches in the leg that is no longer there. That is how she felt without him, feeling his presence where he no longer was.
Gabriel García MárquezGabriel García Márquez I like feeling strong. It keeps my mental floor higher.
PinkPink It’s not about the goal, it’s about how you want to feel when you get there.
Danielle LaPorteDanielle LaPorte All success consists in this: You are doing something for somebody – benefiting humanity – and the feeling of success comes from the consciousness of this.
Elbert HubbardElbert Hubbard Heathenism is a state of mind. You can take it that I’m referring to one who does not see his world. He has no mental light. He destroys almost unwittingly. He cannot feel any Gods presence in his life. He is the 21st century man.
David BowieDavid Bowie When I speak My lips feel cold – The autumn wind.
Matsuo BashoMatsuo Basho You always feeling inadequate, if the world decides your worth.
Ine GraceIne Grace It’s okay to feel fucked up. It’s okay to feel lost. It’s okay not living unto others expectations.
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