If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
GROUCHO MARXI’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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