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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Exception Face Forget Humour
I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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