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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Time wounds all heels.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx I must admit, I was born at an early age.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Ranata SuzukiRanata Suzuki Often all we can do is breathe, even that can be hard sometimes.
Julia Kellogg HenryJulia Kellogg Henry I am addicted to your madness drunk on your toxic love. Infect me with your poison, lets make storms rage above.
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At first it seems as if begoing follows becoming. But look even closer and you will see that there are only flashes of lightning illuminating the empty sky.
AdyashantiAdyashanti I thought writing about somebody current would be a little closer to what I’m used to doing.
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Adam SavageAdam Savage We are closer to God when we are asking questions than when we think we have the answers.
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James DeanJames Dean With something closer to love in its most empowering and healing sense.
AberjhaniAberjhani I was mentioning with the digital camera, maybe this new fashion of filmmaking gives a closer look of what life may be like. But it’s still nothing but a copy.
Abbas KiarostamiAbbas Kiarostami One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let’s say it this way: I’m really late.
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