Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
GROUCHO MARXIf I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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I only write first editions.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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