Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
GROUCHO MARXIf I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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