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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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I only write first editions.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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