Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
GROUCHO MARXOnce I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
-
-
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
GROUCHO MARX -
We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
GROUCHO MARX -
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
GROUCHO MARX -
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
GROUCHO MARX -
If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
GROUCHO MARX -
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
GROUCHO MARX -
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
GROUCHO MARX -
Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
GROUCHO MARX -
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
GROUCHO MARX -
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
GROUCHO MARX -
I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
GROUCHO MARX -
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
GROUCHO MARX -
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
GROUCHO MARX -
Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
GROUCHO MARX -
Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
GROUCHO MARX