A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
GROUCHO MARXOnce I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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