Any place I hang my head is home.
GROUCHO MARXThe trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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