Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
GROUCHO MARXWell, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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