He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
GROUCHO MARXWho says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Time wounds all heels.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I only write first editions.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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