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All geniuses die young.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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