A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
GROUCHO MARXMoney frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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All geniuses die young.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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