The only real laughter comes from despair.
GROUCHO MARXMoney frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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All geniuses die young.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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