I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
GROUCHO MARXYou can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Time wounds all heels.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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