Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
GROUCHO MARXWhoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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