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I intend to live forever, or die trying.

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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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