“I intend to live forever, or die trying.”

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?

Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.

Any place I hang my head is home.

Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.

We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.

Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!

The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.

My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.

End is not the end, if fact E.N.D. means Effort Never Dies.

If you are born Poor its not your mistake, but if you die poor its your mistake.

If I cannot air this pain and alter it, I will surely die of it. That’s the beginning of social protest.

I’ll die on my feet before I’ll live on my knees!

I like a man who’s good, but not too good – for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

You either get tired fighting for peace, or you die.

Each man carries within him the soul of a poet who died young.