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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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