A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
GROUCHO MARXI intend to live forever, or die trying.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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