Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
GROUCHO MARX
Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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