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All geniuses die young.

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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Deviation Dirty Honor Liar Thief Writing Yourself
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Enough Learning Mistake Yourself
All geniuses die young.
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Die Genius One Liner Young
We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Drunk Febuary Morning
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Age Birthday Interesting Subject
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Billion Birthday Cells Life One Liner
Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Die Halfway Heaven One Liner West
Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Arrive Dead Future Happiness Inspirational Life Past Present
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Event Eyes Happiness Inspirational Morning Myself Power Present Unhappiness
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Die Forever Inspirational One Liner Positive Try
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Dead Funny Man One Liner Stop Watch
A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Feeling Man Naughty One Liner Sex Woman
I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Ex Girl Look Pain Past Sad
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Equality Freedom Prejudices
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Attitude Life Principles Rules
A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Comedy Funny Humour Nickle Pocket
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Exception Face Forget Humour
My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Children Love Mother
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Funny Missing One Liner Women
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Fly Love Money Reality Truth
I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Clothes Sex Sexy Triumphed Women
I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Funny Hero Heroine Tits
Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Art Humour Water
We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Humour Meet Night Own Theater
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Funny Humour Instituation Marriage
When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Best Friend Friendship Funny Goodness Jail Try
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Cause Chief Divorce Marriage One Liner

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