I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
GROUCHO MARXAll geniuses die young.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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