“All geniuses die young.”

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy

Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while

Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.

From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Time wounds all heels.

She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.

Many people die at twenty five and aren’t buried until they are seventy five.

Dying is an art, like everything else. I do it exceptionally well.

Remember, Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.

It is more necessary for the soul to be cured than the body; for it is better to die than to live badly.

If you’re a serious actor, it’s when you know you’re going to die tomorrow that you really start to feel it.

Life is tough, then you die.

Let me not then die ingloriously and without a struggle, but let me first do some great thing that shall be told among men hereafter.

Depression is a side effect of dying.