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George Carlin Quote - Life is tough, then you die.

Life is tough, then you die.

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Religion is just mind control.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Friendship Humour Photographer Photography Picture Thief
The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Forget Man One Liner Teaching Wisdom Wise
If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Age Hell Humour One Liner Price Wisdom
There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Challenge Hard Time Humour Inspirational Situation
Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Baby Conservation Death Live Soldier Teaching
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Arrange Beat Failure One Liner
Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Bomb Inspirational Life Name Risk Scratch
There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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