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George Carlin Quote - So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Committment Friendship Maintain Murder People Reason Victim
I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Cost Deep Freedom Hobby Interest Money Positive
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Failure Humour Hustle Inspirational Success Try
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Audience Funny Stage World
Life is tough, then you die.
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Die Life One Liner Reality Tough
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Better Birthday Inspirational Old One Liner Realize
Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Breathe Laugh Life One Liner
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Crime Criminal Fight Fire Freedom
Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Avoid Circle Friendship Group Moral Wisdom
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Ending Life One Liner Unfair
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Disappointment Ideal One Liner Person
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Ending Happiness Inspirational Life Positive Rain Smile Umbrealla
A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Goodness Kill Try Work Hard
We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Grass Humanity Nation One Liner Sheep
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Conceal Language One Liner Tool Truth
Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Friendship Humour Photographer Photography Picture Thief
Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Age Hell Humour One Liner Price Wisdom
Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Confidence Inspirational Life
Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Bull Shit Life School Simplicity Teaching
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Funny Humour Idiot Maniac
The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Earthquake Humour Place Shop Stationary
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Deep Future Healing Immediate Past Present
The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Argument Excuse God Man Refuge
Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Cling Confuse Hope One Liner
Is there another word for synonym?
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Funny Humour Synonym
Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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America Body Crazy Fitness Lost Soul Try
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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One Liner Petty Sweat

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