We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
GEORGE CARLINSo, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Religion is just mind control.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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