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George Carlin Quote - There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.

There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.

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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Religion is just mind control.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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