Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
GEORGE CARLINThere’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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