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George Carlin Quote - There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.

There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.

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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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Life is tough, then you die.
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