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George Carlin Quote - The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.

The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Deal Earth Men One Liner Women
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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