A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
GEORGE CARLIN
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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