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George Carlin Quote - I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.

I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.

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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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