I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
GEORGE CARLINThere’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
More George Carlin Quotes
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Religion is just mind control.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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