George Carlin on crazy
George Carlin91 quotes“The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Religion is just mind control.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
George CarlinGeorge Carlin I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Everyone smiles in the same language.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin
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Our only limitation is that we only believe what is visible to our eyes and audible to our ears.
Shilpa GoelShilpa Goel Some days, you will be close to the finish line and still not make it.
Sonia SabnisSonia Sabnis Life-transforming ideas have always come to me through books.
Bell HooksBell Hooks I separated someplace for each person in my heart, But she claimed to be the owner of it.
Moses AlexanderMoses Alexander Modern-day love stories are born not out of love, but a tired mind and a restless heart.
Puneet MehraPuneet Mehra Forcing things only creates more tension in the mind. Let go.
Ayaka HaseAyaka Hase It doesn’t take courage to find peace in the arms of destiny. It takes faith.
Anamika GargAnamika Garg I can’t wait to collect memories from every corner of the earth to splash in the vastness of this beautiful world.
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I had become aware, as early as my college days, that no opinion, however absurd and incredible can be imagined, that has not been held by one of the philosophers.
Rene DescartesRene Descartes Well, come gather around and I’ll sing you a song, about a crazy old world that’s coming along.
Tom JonesTom Jones Tellin the truth is crazy in a world full of lies.
Polo GPolo G If you’re not doing things that are crazy, then you’re doing the wrong things.
Sergey BrinSergey Brin It is easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition.
Sergey BrinSergey Brin One thing I learned as an artist – you gotta limit the amount of feedback you take in from fans Cuz you drive yourself crazy tryna please them just do you.
Polo GPolo G How crazy it is to define your happiness with hypocrisy-laced conventions? To always go with the flow and not letting the craziness show. Looks like the only sanity is to LET GO.
Astha SrivastavaAstha Srivastava It has been the craziest year filled with so many adventures, amazing friends, accomplishments & memories.
Little PaulsonLittle Paulson