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George Carlin Quote - The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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