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George Carlin Quote - The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Average Person Realize Stupidity
Everyone smiles in the same language.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Argument Excuse God Man Refuge
If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Funny Homeless Humour Naked Shell
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Confuse Force House Humour Inspirational One Liner
People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Closure Head Healing People
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Crime Criminal Fight Fire Freedom
If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Children Fuck Humour Role Model
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Funny Humour Idiot Maniac
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Entertainment Life Missing People
People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Crappy Day Funny Human Nature Humour People
I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Humour Owned Science Telescope
There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Bad Funny Humour Intention Philosophy Positive
I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Bagpipe Crack Hook Humour People Play
Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Friendship Humour Photographer Photography Picture Thief

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