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George Carlin91 quotes“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.”
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Is there another word for synonym?
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Meow means woof in cat.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Life is tough, then you die.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Someone rejected you does not mean you are not worthy. Maybe they can’t afford to be with you.
Jacklyn TysonJacklyn Tyson I will love you from afar it’s better this way because close up it hurts too much.
Melissa AndersonMelissa Anderson Maybe if you hold me tight, our love won’t be as shallow.
Mira R. AridiMira R. Aridi Sometimes a person is in peace & in the piece at the same time.
Jessica CollinsJessica Collins Between day and night there was a moment of silence.
Frode GaslandFrode Gasland But doesn’t it hurt to feel so much and pretend not to?
Brad NeatonBrad Neaton Admire your sweet way of glowing; your passionate way of flowing.
Ana SoulfulAna Soulful Darling, you are a warrior, for even though each day feels like a battle, you keep fighting and live on.
Sarah ShawkatSarah Shawkat
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Everyone is dealing with something. This is life; this is not just a piece of cake.
Tom BradyTom Brady As far as being a coach, it’s always fascinated me. It’s a greater responsibility than most people give it credit for because you’re dealing with people.
Steve PrefontaineSteve Prefontaine I think you can just go out and try to be the best you can be, deal with people with respect, with honesty, with integrity, have a high moral standard. I’ve always really tried to exemplify that as an athlete. I’ll continue to try to do that.
Tom BradyTom Brady Sometimes some of the toughest things you deal with end up being the best things because you realize the people that you can rely on, that love you and support you through it.
Tom BradyTom Brady Successful people don’t have any fewer problems than unsuccessful people; they just have a different mindset in dealing with them.
John C. MaxwellJohn C. Maxwell The ability to deal with people is as purchasable a commodity as sugar or coffee and I will pay more for that ability than for any other under the sun.
John D. RockefellerJohn D. Rockefeller Certainly I accept my role and responsibility as a public figure and a lot of it you take the good with the bad, dealing with different adversities in life, you just try to do the best you can do.
Tom BradyTom Brady We should not fret for what is past, nor should we be anxious about the future; men of discernment deal only with the present moment.
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