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George Carlin Quote - Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
GEORGE CARLIN

Destroy Drugs Mind One Liner Religion Thinking
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Funny House Humour Place Stuff
The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Earthquake Humour Place Shop Stationary
I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Cost Deep Freedom Hobby Interest Money Positive
People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Closure Head Healing People
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Group Man Member Pieces Symbol Wood
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Electricity Light One Liner Organise
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Crime Criminal Fight Fire Freedom
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Funny Humour Snoking Swimming
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Entertainment Life Missing People
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Funny Humour Life Money
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Bad Christmas Girl Jolly Live Reason Santa Sex
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Elimination Honesty Policy Rejection Remember
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Audience Funny Stage World
Life is tough, then you die.
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Die Life One Liner Reality Tough
Is there another word for synonym?
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Funny Humour Synonym
Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Disappointment Sad Scratch
A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Blink Cat Hammer Humour One Liner
Always do whatever’s next.
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Inspirational Life One Liner Success
If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Children Fuck Humour Role Model
The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Goodness Music One Liner Religion
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Deep Howl Moon Night Silence Wolf
The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Argument Excuse God Man Refuge
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Arrange Beat Failure One Liner
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Atheism One Liner Organization Prophet
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Confuse Force House Humour Inspirational One Liner
Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Age Hell Humour One Liner Price Wisdom

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