Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
GEORGE CARLINMen are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
More George Carlin Quotes
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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