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George Carlin Quote - Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Religion is just mind control.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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