The older you get, the better you realize you were.
GEORGE CARLINAvoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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