Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
GEORGE CARLINAvoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
More George Carlin Quotes
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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