Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
GEORGE CARLINInstead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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