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George Carlin Quote - It’s never just a game when you’re winning.

It’s never just a game when you’re winning.

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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Arrange Beat Failure One Liner

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