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George Carlin Quote - It’s never just a game when you’re winning.

It’s never just a game when you’re winning.

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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Religion Shoes Wear
Always do whatever’s next.
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Inspirational Life One Liner Success
I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Deep Fly Walk
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Committment Friendship Maintain Murder People Reason Victim
Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Beautiful Language One Liner Positive Smile
Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Avoid Circle Friendship Group Moral Wisdom
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Deep Howl Moon Night Silence Wolf
It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Game Inspirational One Liner Success Victory Win
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Elimination Honesty Policy Rejection Remember
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Crappy Day Funny Human Nature Humour People
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Deal Earth Men One Liner Women
If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Children Fuck Humour Role Model
Is there another word for synonym?
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Funny Humour Synonym
Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Big Emptiness Glass People Perspective Sad
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Audience Funny Stage World
The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Earthquake Humour Place Shop Stationary
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Fuck People Planet
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Electricity Light One Liner Organise
A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Goodness Kill Try Work Hard
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Bagpipe Crack Hook Humour People Play
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Disappointment Ideal One Liner Person

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