“It’s never just a game when you’re winning.”

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.

People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.

The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?

Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.

Is there another word for synonym?

Meow means woof in cat.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Always be careful dealing with your cards when you have a queen of hearts in your mind.

Playing the scout-team quarterback in practice really helped develop my game.

There are sometimes easier games and others harder, but the Champions League always requires enormous concentration.

You can have the big arm, and that’s good, and it helps out in the games, but it doesn’t help you necessarily win games.

If you want to win games in this league, you have to be efficient.

If you got a candle – blow it and various other random things.

Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward. They may be beaten, but they may start a winning game.

It’s all fun and games until your shoe strap falls down.