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George Carlin Quote - If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.

If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.

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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Religion is just mind control.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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