The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
GEORGE CARLINIf we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
More George Carlin Quotes
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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