Religion is just mind control.
GEORGE CARLINBy and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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