“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.

The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?

Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.

Is there another word for synonym?

Meow means woof in cat.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.

Sometimes a little brain damage can help.

Life is tough, then you die.

A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

I want to do something different, really different, and if it alienates people that’s too bad.

No matter the bad things that happened in past time, let’s try to live the best we can now.

I don’t believe in bad people. I believe that people, somewhere inside, have the potential to realize themselves.

The truth is that everyone is bored, and devotes himself to cultivating habits.

The truth is that everyone is bored, and devotes himself to cultivating habits.

My view is there’s no bad time to innovate.

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad.