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George Carlin Quote - If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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