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George Carlin Quote - Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
GEORGE CARLIN

Atheism One Liner Organization Prophet
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Crime Criminal Fight Fire Freedom
The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Earthquake Humour Place Shop Stationary
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Acceptance Handwriting Love Maths People
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
GEORGE CARLIN

Funny Humour Idiot Maniac
With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
GEORGE CARLIN

Confidence Evil Genius Hustle One Liner Training
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
GEORGE CARLIN

Funny Humour Life Money
Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
GEORGE CARLIN

Argument Beat Experience Failure Lost
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Group Man Member Pieces Symbol Wood
Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Big Emptiness Glass People Perspective Sad
Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Religion Shoes Wear
Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Disappointment Sad Scratch
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
GEORGE CARLIN

Concerntration Crack Flower Fuck Grass Hero
How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Deep Die Man One Liner Perfection
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Disappointment Ideal One Liner Person
The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
GEORGE CARLIN

Goodness Music One Liner Religion
I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
GEORGE CARLIN

Cost Deep Freedom Hobby Interest Money Positive
Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Beautiful Language One Liner Positive Smile
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Funny Humour Snoking Swimming
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Deep Howl Moon Night Silence Wolf
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Fuck People Planet
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
GEORGE CARLIN

Brake Hands Inspirational Life One Liner Step
There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
GEORGE CARLIN

Challenge Hard Time Humour Inspirational Situation
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
GEORGE CARLIN

Average Person Realize Stupidity
Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
GEORGE CARLIN

Destroy Drugs Mind One Liner Religion Thinking
Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
GEORGE CARLIN

Cling Confuse Hope One Liner
People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
GEORGE CARLIN

Closure Head Healing People

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