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George Carlin Quote - Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.

Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.

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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Electricity Light One Liner Organise
People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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