Meow means woof in cat.
GEORGE CARLINScratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
More George Carlin Quotes
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Religion is just mind control.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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