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George Carlin Quote - Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.

Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.

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Religion is just mind control.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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